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Kate’s Royal Wedding nerves eased by surprise execution of boyfriends
Ouch: Kate Middleton’s ex-boyfriend Dave Mason, 32, pictured yesterday Prince William has helped soothe his bride’s pre-wedding jitters by presiding over the execution of all of Kate Middleton’s...
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Swan Vesta launch combustible Kate Middleton and William effigies
Striking Image: The combustible Kate Middleton figurine Matchmakers Swan Vesta have come under fire after launching a range of explosive Kate Middleton and William action figures for the Royal...
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Kate Middleton’s Aston Villa wedding lingerie for William revealed
It looks like someone will go down in an Aston Villa kit this year afterall. Royal bride-to-be Kate Middleton has revealed she’ll thrill Prince William by sporting saucy Villians lingerie on their...
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Playboy secures TV rights to consummation of Kate and William’s marriage
Kate and Wills: I’d rather have a cup of tea TV rights to screen the consummation of Kate Middleton and Prince William’s marriage has been won by the Playboy TV adult channel, it was revealed today....
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Royal Wedding alert: Kate Middleton in Declan Donnelly’s sights
Photo by garryknight, some rights reserved. TV star Declan Donnelly is so besotted with Kate Middleton that he plans to woo Prince William’s bride-to-be with an audacious royal wedding stunt, writes...
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Royal wedding: 89% of Americans believe event was real
Photo by garryknight, some rights reserved. Americans have swallowed wholesale an elaborate hoax designed to attract them to the UK and inject millions into Britain’s ailing economy. A fake royal...
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Princess Beatrice unveiled as fifth Teletubby
This exclusive photo shows Princess Beatrice in her new role as the fifth Teletubby, sporting the fascinator she wore at the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. The 22-year-old’s...
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Bank Holiday Tuesday declared as everyone has forgotten work login details
Photo by pepemczolz, some rights reserved. Bank Holiday Monday is to be followed by Bank Holiday Tuesday amid fears every worker in Britain has forgotten how to log in to their work computers. It is...
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Public demands to see photos of Pippa Middleton’s body
This image said to show Pippa Middleton’s rear is now thought to be a fake. Photo by .Martin. some rights reserved David Cameron is refusing to publish photographs of Pippa Middleton’s body for fear...
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Pippa Middleton-induced erection finally subsides
A pert bottom yesterday Prince Harry has finally lost his around-the-clock erection – nearly two months after getting a close-up of Pippa Middleton’s arse at his brother’s wedding. The Royal lad about...
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